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Joke of the Day
"God must be a woman Because just like my wife, she's always right"
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"(Disney Dating Tips) 1.Kidnap Dad 2.Coerce Daughter 3.Awkward music-filled dates 4.Angry mob danger 5.Stockholm Syndrome -Beauty & the Beast"
"To the woman that told her husband to ""bite my ballsack"" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life."
"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at them."
"When Beyonce is on her period... ...does Jay Z have 100 problems?"
"What is the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock."
"How do you chip thin ice off a window? You bust a rime."
"Programmer goes shopping His wife says ""get me a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs get a dozen"" He comes back with 12 loaves of bread."
"What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law"
"A Jew and a purse Once went a Jew, found a purse, picked it up: - Shit! 200 dollars are missing!"