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Joke of the Day
"There's a new band called ""1023Mb"" They don't have any gigs yet."
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"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? pt 2 A boomer-WRONG!"
"What do fat people call the runs? The walks"
"Did you hear? Tony Romo tried committing suicide after yesterday's game... But the bullet was intercepted."
"Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills? they get all over the sheets."
"A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder"
"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"
"Q: How does the queen bee get around her hive? A: She's throne."
"Daughter: Dad do Zombies exist? Dad: No dear they're people wearing lots of makeup. Daughter: Oh like mommy? Dad: Close enough."
"Whats a cannibals favorite game? Swallow the leader."