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Joke of the Day

"When I die, I want to go out like my Grandfather... in his sleep... Not like the other passengers in his car!"

"Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon? He wanted to see stars during the day."

"Two people commited a crime while having intercourse Its said to have been an inside job"

"TIL Cleopatra lived closer to me than the pyramids. I live in Alexandria, so did she, and the pyramids are 200km away."

"A blonde leans against a tree and the tree collapses... The cleverer give in."

"I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit."

"What's the difference between your mom and a rooster? A rooster says ""Cock-a-doddle-doo"", and your mom says ""Any-cock-will-do!"""

"What do you call a person who supports abortion yet believes it's murder? A psychopath."

"How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path"

"How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing? Coincerned"