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Joke of the Day

"Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!"

"Why couldn't the pregnant horse sing? Because she was getting a little hoarse"

"Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with Windows"

"Who hasn't had Somalian food? Somalian children"

"So I entered a race where we had to sprint the length of a 12 inch ruler It was a foot race"

"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people"

"Who gets more pleasure from sex? - Well, thinking logically, it must be a woman. - Why? - If you want to scratch your ear, what part of your body gets more pleasure? Finger or ear?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have door knockers !"

"In a very touching gesture, Gary Anderson attempted to call up Blair Walsh and offer his sympathy. Unfortunately, they just missed each other."