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"Laziness is a dish best served delivered."
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"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized"""
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"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."
"If you call Starbucks ""Starbs,"" I hope you get totes murds."
"How do you know Little Miss Muffet was a bodybuilder? She was always eating her curds and whey."
"How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir? He felt Thor."
"If pirates say ""Arr"", What do software pirates say? .RAR"
"My neighbors are arguing. So I threw 6 shoes in the dryer. They haven't said a word since."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton? Bill got fucked in the oval office and Hillary just got fucked out of it."