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Joke of the Day
"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."
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"Went to take out money from the ATM and hit Espanol by accident.It replied, 'Nice try, you don't get paid until all the onions are chopped'."
"Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist? Billable vowels."
"Currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor. I'm in it for the long hall."
"Did I ever tell you the story about Lola? I wont do it with family around."
"It makes sense to buy Automatic Cars, because they cost an arm and a leg."
"A black man went into a bank and asked for a job. ""You're in luck!"" said the manager. $50 thousand a year, and a car!! ""You're joking!"" said the black man. ""Of course I'm joking. But you started it!!"""
"How do you make a starfish shine? Drop it in sparkling water."
"How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor? He dropped the base."
"*COPS* cop: there he is! get him! 'you'll never catch me! i'm translucent-man!' *goes translucent* cop: we can still kinda see you"