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Joke of the Day

"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."

"I don't blame sharks. If someone walked into my house and started splashing around in my bath, I'd bite their leg off too."

"I'm not sexist.... because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"Even Al Qaeda is like ""These ISIS guys are a bit much no?"""

"Why do you always see Santa with a full sack? Because he only comes once a year!"

"What did the alcoholic 7 get diagnosed with? Heptatitis"

"I can't watch the Super Bowl this year. It's all a LI"

"I made a deposit at the sperm bank last night. She really hates it when I call her that though."

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo? A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside."

"How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers."