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Joke of the Day

"A black man went into a bank and asked for a job. ""You're in luck!"" said the manager. $50 thousand a year, and a car!! ""You're joking!"" said the black man. ""Of course I'm joking. But you started it!!"""

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"Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam? He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics."
"Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers? ze Hoegaarden."
"Sometimes i get scared robots are going to take over. Then i use a motion-controlled sink."
"The bartender says:""We don't serve your kind in here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid."
"*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as i suspected. wind."
"I just misspelled a word so bad that auto correct blew milk out its nose."
"Is Jon Stewart the Last Airbender? Because just when the world needed him most, he vanished."
"A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou"