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Joke of the Day

"You know what the difference is between an chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many."

"Hospitals are so shady nowadays... Even the doctors are drug dealers."

"The picture heading read ""Panorama!"" I thought it said ""Paranormal"" I wasted hours staring at these elongated images looking for ghosts."

"What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator."

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? It sounds like shit"

"What do you call more than two English blokes masturbating? A Union Jack."

"does this typewriter come w emojis"

"What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman? I came, I thaw, I conquered ."

"Guy checks into a hotel with his family.. He goes up to the desk clerk and says, ""I hope the porn here is disabled.."" The clerk is shocked and responds, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"""