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Joke of the Day

"The picture heading read ""Panorama!"" I thought it said ""Paranormal"" I wasted hours staring at these elongated images looking for ghosts."

"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"

"Rape Such a short word for such a long sentence."

"STOP TEXTING ME. IF I EVER PLANNED ON TALKING TO YOU AGAIN I WOULDN'T HAVE BORROWED ALL THAT MONEY."

"Did you hear about the hooker that went to the bank for a loan? She just needed something to get her by until she could get back on her back"

"Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs? Right where ya left him."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse"

"America elected Donald Trump And we're going toupee for it"

"Today a girl stopped me on the sidewalk and says, ""On a scale of 1 to 10, how pretty do you think I am?"" ""I'd say you're about the average but I don't want to make this a mean joke."""

"How do the Jedi imprison Siths? With force-fields"