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Joke of the Day

"The picture heading read ""Panorama!"" I thought it said ""Paranormal"" I wasted hours staring at these elongated images looking for ghosts."

"Life is life, Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium."

"How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints"

"Butt sex is a lot like spinach If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"Since I started looking, I've noticed instances of confirmation bias all over Reddit."

"Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE"

"If you want to annoy a programmer... Give him a bug-type Pokemon"

"If someone is cramping your style, Tell they, go masturbate elsewhere you pedophile!"

"In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party."

"Fish don't like... to be told they smell like women either."