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Joke of the Day
"If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many."
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"Stupid nanny state won't let me enroll my kids in bartending school."
"I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same."
"You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero."
"The search for Flight 370 was declared ""The most difficult in human history."" Amelia Earhart could not be reached for comment..."
"You're like cheese I laugh when I cut you! Edit: First post on Reddit? Why not start with a cheesy joke?"
"Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said ""Twist to open."""
"A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools."
"That 0.1% of bacteria that no household product can kill is what will inherit our earth"
"What is the summit of trust? Receiving a blowjob from a cannibal"