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Joke of the Day

"I have the heart of a lion.. ..and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo"

"What do you get when you breed a Shih Tzu with a Poodle? A shit poo"

"What runs, but never sprints? Inherited obesity"

"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"

"Did you know that human meat preserves really well? It is because it is can-able."

"What do people in florida do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it."

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still try to blame it on the patriarchy?"

"Today I tried to pick up a girl by telling her I was invisible. She saw right through me."

"I can't believe after all that shit they're back together again... >who? >my ass cheeks."

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ""evolutionary things"" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."