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"I started a joke but I need help completing it. Two quadriplegics walk into a bar..."
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"[meeting] DIRECTOR: I want amazing CGI PRODUCER: Yes! D: A huge cast P: Agreed! D: Realistic family photos P: We don't have the budget"
"What's the definition of a Wookiee? Someone who doesn't have any expewience"
"What disease do Spartans get the most? Leon-itis."
"A drunk homeless guy wanted to fight me yesterday As soon as he kicked me and lost his shoe I could smell defeat."
"Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said ""Nay!"""
"I've got the body of a 25 year old supermodel But my fridge is too small... Does anyone have any ideas?"
"F**k censorship"
"What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing? He writes scary stories."
"There are 3 types of students in my school. Those that are good at maths and those that are bad."