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Joke of the Day

"What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common? dead walkers"

"'Do Not Touch' Must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille"

"What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend? Antelopes."

"It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still."

"What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan? I'm floored!"

"If everyone contributes a small amount of their income... Together we can pool the resources to defeat socialism."

"Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle..."

"A pirate walks into a bar... With a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, ""hey what's with the steering wheel?"" and the pirate says, ""Arrgghhh.... it drives me nuts."""

"LinkedIn Bans Prostitutes And Escorts! I wasn't even aware this service was available on LinkedIn. Why am I always late to the party?"

"The rotation of the earth. It really makes my day."