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Joke of the Day

"Physicist Frank Wilczek states that there is life on other planets... Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position."

"Why do vegans hate themselves? They are animal products."

"Maybe it's the PCP, but have you guys noticed that flaming dude that floats around your head in a bubble shaved his mustache?"

"[OC] How did the author get from one plot point to the other? A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better?"

"Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone"

"My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate..."

"So we didn't get the first woman President, it's an even bigger step... ...the first developmentally disabled President!"

"Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships Which got me thinking, Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?"

"Craigslist is useful until you need a list of people named Craig."

"Did you hear about the tennis star who hit his wife? Apparently it was a backhand."