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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Criminal to stop running? Play the national anthem"
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"occupation: the family disappointment"
"Today at 8:24 PM it will be 7/16/15 8:24. That is the only time this year such a thing will happen"
"""I started talking to this girl and it was going really well until.... our mom called us in for dinner."" -Josh Duggar"
"TIL that black eyes are hereditary You get them from your father if you drink his last beer."
"How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday? By putting flowers on its grave."
"At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*"
"For an international audience, spell the pop star's name as ""KeUSDha."""
"Facebook is a good reminder that I went to school with idiots."
"What's a Jewish pyromaniac's favorite explosive? A Mazeltov Cocktail"