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Joke of the Day
"What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band? The Doors."
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"A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005 Their marriage really went downhill after that"
"What's it called when you have sex early in the day after a funeral? Mourning Sex."
"*Alcohol kills germs. *Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!"
"For the life of me, I can't understand why small and medium pizzas exist."
"What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! No, I'm just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."
"Whats the difference between an Asian man and a box of chocolates? They'll both kill your dog, but the Asian will cook it afterwards."
"Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie? White privilege"
"I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you."
"And the bartender asks, ""What'll you have?"" A tachyon walks into a bar."