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Joke of the Day

"What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo)."

"This day in history. 1914. The first WWI trenches were dug if you don't count the one my grandfather was already hiding from the officers in"

"You know how moray eels can't let go when they bite, and both sets of jaws must be pried off even after they're dead? Don't touch my fries."

"knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""KGB."" ""KGB wh--"" [slap recipient of the joke] ""Vee vill ask za questions!"""

"pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.."

"""I made $200.05 giving BJ's to people yesterday."" ""Who gave you a nickel?"" ""Everyone did."""

"Q: How does Bill Clinton say ""I'm about to hurt you""? A: ""Trust me."""

"What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? ""Go Ahead Make My Day"""

"Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !"