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Joke of the Day
"pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.."
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"Why do American's take letters out of words? Because they're lazy, and they hate U."
"I identify as counter strike, and I find this globally offensive."
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"The only way that meal could have been more disappointing is if it were an M. Night Shyamalan film."
"What did one egg say to the other? It's just a Yolk!!"
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"What do you call someone who is skilled with their mouth? A cunning linguist."
"How do you get two elephants into a refrigerator? You put the female in first, and the male will walk in and close the door. (As told by my Materials Science professor)"
"A blind man walks into a bar... and he falls down and asks for help."