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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does Bill Clinton say ""I'm about to hurt you""? A: ""Trust me."""
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"Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo."
"Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !"