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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !"
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"I'm going to name my son After Me. So every time he asks to do something cool I say ""ya After Me."""
"If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit."
"Why do ninjas make bad porn stars? Because nobody can see them coming."
"Shortest Joke I've Ever Heard; Dwarf shortage."
"The best thing about time machines ... ... is that you can buy it used and sell it new."
"Group therapy One psychologist asked another psychologist how his agoraphobia group therapy sessions are going. ""Not so good."" ""Why?"" ""No one ever shows up."""
"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""
"Bruce willis was found dead next to a bottle of viagra I guess you could say he died hard"
"My boss said if I tried to take Friday off, I could just take the rest of the year off so that's kinda neat."