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Joke of the Day

"Why did all the female pandas want to mate with that one male panda? Because he had the big bamboo."

"Which joke is better? How many tickles does it take to tickle an *inbred* octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles."

"How did the founding fathers of Canada name there country? They drew letters from a hat. ""A 'C' eh! An 'N' eh! A 'D' eh!"" they cried"

"How was I supposed know she was ugly? She had big titties."

"If Obama was really Kenyan he would have won the race by now."

"I can't believe after all this shit they're still together! Our ass-cheeks really deserve some respect."

"What's black on the outside and white on the inside? Whitney Houston's nose"

"How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ? The latter represents people that win."

"Why should you never shout at a pirate? Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)"

"Do not tell a kid you didn't understand his joke unless you have 4 hours free to hear the explanation."