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Joke of the Day

"Why is the new Windows OS called Windows 10 Because 789"

"What do you say to a bunch of worried Trump supporters? ""Don't worry, everything is going to be alt-right."""

"What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward."

"Finally finished carving GOOGLE EARTH CAN SUCK IT - plus a rude emoticon - into the face of a massive cliff. Now... we wait."

"""Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song."

"I sleep better naked and it's more comfortable WHY CAN'T THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT UNDERSTAND THIS?"

"Black names Once you've heard one, you've heard Jamal."

"I used to think I had an ass that prison inmates would die for, now, I don't know."

"Did you hear about that new space mosque? It's Allah this world!"

"What do you get for the man who has everything? Nothing. Fuck that guy."