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Joke of the Day
"NASA finally completes plan to colonise moon. M:O:O:N"
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"My phone died, so I was forced to ""print"" a physical copy of my boarding pass, just like The Wright Brothers used to in the olden days"
"So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight... when do I get my adult supervision?"
"A German man and woman are having sex, and an American walks in... The American shouts ""Gross!"" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying ""Danke!"""
"My wife treats me like a God...She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something."
"What do you call a bad riddle? Voldemort"
"Where do poor Italians live? In the spaghetto..."
"What are some great video game jokes?"
"Did you guys hear the one about the mascara and the lipstick? The relationship was alright, but the make-up sex was amazing."
"A joke I thought of while showering. (showerjokes?) Underage drinking is a crime punishable by breath. haha get it?"