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Joke of the Day

"What's a nanny's favorite letter? I don't know, but it's not E."

"Cats always have an expression like they ordered 2 of everything on Amazon with your credit card while you were at work."

"Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian? Because he was in da Nile."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"Can February march? April may."

"What did the lunatic vacuum cleaner salesman say to his son before murdering him? Dyson."

"One Direction."

"what did the rapman say to other rapman yo tony where did you get that fresh salami?"

"Caitlin Jenner's name should be Trans Trans Jenner"

"Mummies are basically just zombie burritos."