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Joke of the Day

"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

"Justin Bieber roast during commercials Holy s**t balls.. what a roast so far. Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off? Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss"

"I saw the most unnecessary roundabout the other day... ...it was literally pointless"

"Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much? They are cheap."

"So, when people say ""LOLZ"", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?"

"When does a pear become a pair? When one appears."

"I finally went to a therapist... ...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted."

"What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ballroom."

"What's the difference between a chickpea & a lentil? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face"