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Joke of the Day

"In what town lives the mathematician who can only multiply by two? Dublin."

"""I love watching myself in the mirror while I shoot dope."" Said Tom in vain."

"impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon."

"I'm never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat."

"@GaryDelaney: If you watch Benjamin Button backwards you won't be able to see anything as you'll be facing away from the television. -Gary Delaney"

"Did you hear the joke about the deaf idiot? Neither did he."

"Chef: What kind of bread would you like? We have wheat, rye, white... Me: Black bread. Chef: We don't have that. Me: Racist."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar"

"I think I'm going to take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it..."

"I just opened a marketing email from Fitness magazine and my computer died laughing."