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Joke of the Day
"What does a donkey say? It says ""Hey Shrek, whats up?"" (I was 9 when i made this okay)"
Next Joke
"Well, that escalated quickly! http://imgur.com/Sjrxt6L"
"How do you make a hormone Stamp on her foot"
"I used to be addicted to soap But it's okay now, I am clean."
"TIFU by buying a 10"" speaker instead of a 12"" one. Whoops, wrong sub."
"*buys dog organic, free-range, non-nitrate chicken treats for $7.99, buys self Big Mac"
"I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear."
"What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 2."
"Who is the funniest American politician? Hillarious Clinton"