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Joke of the Day
"""I love watching myself in the mirror while I shoot dope."" Said Tom in vain."
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"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."
"Ex's are like college Sometimes you wanna go back, then you remember that they would have killed you if you had stayed much longer"
"Now that Scalia, the bullfrog of SCOTUS, has passed away... Can we say he finally croaked?"
"Dropped mother-in-law at airport. Her flight isn't until Tuesday, but with security and all, best to play it safe."
"What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail."
"Particle physics joke The bartender yells, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine!"
"At my age Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing."
"Who is Reddits favrite musician? Mack-Le-More!!!!!!"