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Joke of the Day
"Robin Thicke can't even name a second Robin Thicke song"
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"The new Exorcist movie plot: Family hires the devil to get a priest out of her son!"
"How did the blond chip her tooth? With her vibrator"
"My attempt at a joke? My mum is going through Labour and my dad says: ""Could Ukip already?"""
"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? The baby grows up and learns to stop crying."
"Lingerie is just expensive wrapping paper."
"I want my marriage to be a forever one night stand, laughing and joking, beer drinking, dancing, pizza in bed kinda relationship."
"When did the Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he ate his first Brownie!"
"What's the difference between a sperm and a Young Republican / Young Conservative A sperm has at least a 1 in 100 million chance of becoming a human being"
"Did you hear about the guy who brought a ladder to the bar? He heard beer was on the house"