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Joke of the Day

"So is Bill Cosby a major disappointment? No, he's just off-pudding"

"I don't want to sound ignorant, but if I can't understand something, then it's stupid and I hate it."

"What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! (Edit: Say it out loud if you don't get it)"

"5 out of 5 coworkers think I should be wearing pants. All of them are from HR though, and who knew they could get to my cubicle that fast."

"How to win the war on drugs... .1) Legalize all drugs. .2) Require that all drugs must be purchased through Comcast customer service."

"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."

"Dating a woman in 5 easy steps: 1. Be attentive 2. Don't be too attentive 3. Show interest 4. Don't show too much interest 5. Seek therapy"

"I'm afraid my pet's going to die soon - he's already 14,000,000 in rock-years"

"Two snares and a cymbal falls off a cliff BADUMTSSSS"

"JOSH: Hey dad DAD: Oh my god is your name still Josh JOSH: Um yeah DAD: We're changing it JOSH: No please don- DAD: It's done ERIC: What the"