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Joke of the Day
"Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some music."
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"A guy walks into a bar... Ouch."
"I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list. I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard..."
"Psychiatrist ""Tell me about your trust issues."" Me ""No"""
"Siamese Cat My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a Siamese cat. My mate told me that they are really expensive, so I've bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together."
"FB lets you write your sex in now, so I have officially become a hat."
"Two windmills walk into a bar... They had a good moment. ___________________________ Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)"
"Judge gave man 60 yrs in Craigslist rape case & affirmed it's NOT ok to contact him with services or other commercial interests."
"My money is on MySpace to take the Gold in the Downhill Competition."
"To commemorate the day. Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You were supposed to never forget."