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Joke of the Day

"Two windmills walk into a bar... They had a good moment. ___________________________ Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)"

"""tell... my wife... i loved her..."" carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP"

"couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom"

"If I say ""Bloody Mary"" three times in the mirror in the dark I get a free drink, right?"

"I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest"

"I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, And then suddenly she's not your friend anymore..."

"Two blondes walk into a building... You would think one of them would see the building coming."

"When you say, ""save me some nachos"" and I say, ""okay"" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying ""I'll never let go""..as she lets go."

"Why are all of the accountants supporting Hillary Clinton? They want to save 20%."

"What's the difference between a muffin and a jew? a muffin doesn't scream when you put it in an oven."