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Joke of the Day
"Psychiatrist ""Tell me about your trust issues."" Me ""No"""
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"Why are there no female serial killers ?? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."
"You wanna hot body? You wanna Bugatti? You wanna Maseratti? Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears."
"When they ask me in a job interview what my greatest weakness is, I always say that I can't open my eyes under water"
"How do you censor real life hentai? Pubes"
"Chicken Pot Pie sounds like a delicious 3 course meal."
"How do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it"
"So anyway, this guy calls a plumber... ""Hey, plumber, I gotta leak in my basement."" Plumber says, ""Go ahead fellow, it's your basement."""
"Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve Republicans here."" The Republicans say ""That's OK...We don't serve you either."
"I used to feel like boy trapped in a woman's body But then I was born"