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Joke of the Day

"To commemorate the day. Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You were supposed to never forget."

"Two praying mantis' sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I Oh shit, did you see that? Daaaamn. She straight up ate him."

"What's long, black, and dangerous to cut? The line at KFC."

"Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."

"How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place?"

"Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold."

"I know this guy that's hooked on brake fluid He said he could stop anytime."

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? ""Captain"" you fucking racist!"

"Three Russians walk into a bar Just kidding. They never left."

"My Lebanese friend knocked over his dip. I had to report him for hummus-side. Edit: changed arrest to report because reasons."