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Joke of the Day
"FB lets you write your sex in now, so I have officially become a hat."
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"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? She gets a frog in her throat at 69! Wakka wakka wakka!"
"What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account? He who smelt it, dealt it."
"drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade & crashed my dirt bike into a mailbox RT @McDonalds Good morning! How was your weekend?"
"In Russia, Pokemon find you."
"Question to a crying child Q: Why did the drunken father go to jail? A: Beats me"
"What do the English and Welsh have in common? Kids are their definition of a good time."
"What's the difference between Americans and Brits? Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time."
"I keep making jokes about SpaceX But none of them seem to land."
"When I was a kid we were so poor... I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat."