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Joke of the Day

"Judge gave man 60 yrs in Craigslist rape case & affirmed it's NOT ok to contact him with services or other commercial interests."

"The toy inside my McDonald's Apathy Meal is just a lump of gray plastic and an instruction sheet that says ""Whatever. This job sucks."""

"Did you hear the one about the pizza? Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy."

"Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog? Stranger: He's over there! Oh thank God! [steals little boy's corndog and runs away]"

"we dont serve time travelers here A time traveler walks in to the bar."

"What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one? The type of gas used."

"Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then you'd have to call them bagels."

"Sometimes I'll purposely spill gravy on my pants to give me an excuse to leave early. The real trick is sneaking the gravy into church."

"What did one Redditor say to another? [removed]"

"What's in an STD salad? green pees"