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Joke of the Day

"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web."

"What has walls, but no corners, and an opening, but is not a room? A vagina. Lol, top kek."

"TIL Micheal Bay's 'Pearl Harbour' made almost $ 200 million... ...I thought that it bombed! [re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]"

"Asked my dad to pass me a screwdriver. So he gave me a double vodka and orange juice."

"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in the wallet than on dick"

"My first memory was 9 months before I was born. I went to this crazy party with dad and left with mom."

"It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."

"What would be a good title for an Indian porno? Thank You, Cum Again"

"Have you heard the one about the sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium."

"What does every ""Tickle Me Elmo"" get before they leave the factory? Two test tickles"