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Joke of the Day
"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in the wallet than on dick"
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"I bought shoes from my drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories? There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number."
"If marriage has taught me one thing in life, it's how to masturbate in bed without waking my wife up."
"Who is the richest person in the Bible? The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet."
"""Wow, I haven't showered since last year!"" ""Haha good one, but it's not the new year yet"" ""I know..."""
"A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast."
"TEIAM - problem solved fuckers"
"What do cops and sports photographers have in common? They get paid to shoot black men."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you never take."" - Wayne Gretzky ""You miss 100% of the shots you DO take."" - Stormtroopers"