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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pie who made his own ears? A pioneer"
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"I think I'm going to give away my old Dyson vacuum cleaner. It's just collecting dust."
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"February 29th is just like a dead beat dad. It only shows up every four years."
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"Humor: the only thing I like dry."