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Joke of the Day

"How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it? Play the piano until you find the right key."

"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some little boy catches the Priest eye, and he tells his friend, ""Man I'd like to fuck him."" Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""

"Where'd the rabbi stay on business? The L'Hyatt"

"Based on my experience with trying to find the restroom at Kohl's, I would die first in the Hunger Games."

"So I was walking down the street, when suddenly it hit me... I guess I was too deep in thought to notice that bus coming."

"You are so sweet... ...is your zodiac sign caries?"

"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs"

"My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry."

"I am no Joker But I know who he is."

"I read somewhere that only 2/11 jokes are funny. Well, what I read was that 9/11 jokes are never funny, but I like to be positive."