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Joke of the Day

"My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum."

"why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat."

"What do you call a gay dentist? A tooth fairy"

"How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy? None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)"

"Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first"

"Remember when America used to be cool... .... Yeah, me neither."

"*puts on headphones *cranks ""Eye of the Tiger"" *downs energy drink *laces up Nikes *runs out into 13 weather *runs back inside *Naps"

"Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars."

"If I want to commit suicide, all I would do is jump from your EGO' to your IQ Level'."

"How did Godzilla get the job opportunity? Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall."