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Joke of the Day

"I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination."

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"Sometimes I squat... ...and pull my legs up to my chest and lean forward. Why? That's how I roll."
"Guy playing chess with his Central European lover ""Czech and mate"""
"look to the left... look to the right... that's how every black joke starts..."
"Be careful of black ice. I rode my bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."
"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe? ||elephant||||giraffe||sin()"
"I love Comcast. Jokes over."
"I got 99 problems and each of them is being able to make relevant pop culture references."
"I NEED A JOKE! I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS THE RIGHT SUBJECT BUT I REALLY NEED A JOKE THAT INCLUDES -a farmers field -a pack of dogs -burning house -a hospital -set in the nighttime Thanks so much"