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Joke of the Day

"What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most? A space bar."

"Possible Fact: If you suffer with freezing cold hands, you are contractually obliged to test their temperature by putting them on people."

"What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)"

"Who makes more money, a cocaine dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute because she can always wash her crack and sell it again!"

"A decrease in popularity I think a great decrease of the popularity of the song ""It's Raining Men"" was caused by 9/11."

"We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers"

"One liner I'd go gay but the taste of semen makes me gag."

"ME: I think I have a get out of jail free card COP: this is a do 1 jail sentence get the next sentence 50% off & it's for our other location"

"What is the rudest part of the body? The privates. They're either dicks or cunts."

"Why did the chicken run across the road? She was worried the egg would get there first."