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Joke of the Day
"If the 2008 election was about Hope and Change, what is 2016? Fear and Loathing."
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"What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with? A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks"
"I'd like to tell a joke about Dratini... Only urbanites will get it."
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus wiping off Klingons"
"Who makes more money: a prostitute or a drug dealer? Depends on who has the best crack."
"Who's up for some conundrum? What's the difference between a dwarf who digs for ore and an ogre who waits too long in a classy restaurant? credit: the late, great Dave Trampier"
"What do you call a fly that literally can't even?"
"I'm still pissed that ""testicle Tuesday"" never took off."
"At what point in listening to your kid whine can you say, ""Sorry. This relationship isn't working out. You should start seeing other moms."""
"[ouija board] me: are there any spirits with us? Speak now ouija board: H E L L O F R O M T H E O T H E R S I D E me: ....please stop"