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Joke of the Day
"Guys, enough with the fat jokes.. Can't you see I've got enough on my plate already"
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"What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps? Junk mail. (Credit to one if my FB friends)"
"Why did the Xbox owner cross the road? To fuck your mom."
"How to avoid clickbait"
"My friends got tired of the ""Chinese Fire Drill"". Instead, we shout ""Triangle Fire Drill"", lock the car doors and scream until we reach our destination."
"What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel"
"""Cool hand, Luke."" - Darth Vader, enviously"
"I like Triscuits because sometimes you just want to eat a wicker basket."
"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."
"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine"