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Joke of the Day

"Today is my birthday... and I'm Jewish."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"My dad used to warn me about anal He said ""Son, this might hurt a bit."""

"What did the potato chip say to the battery? I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready."

"Of course this milk is fresh, I just saw it breakdancing in the back of the refrigerator."

"looking back, I wish I'd bought my baked beans online... Heinz site's a wonderful thing"

"Giving birth? Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me"

"Why are there no headache pills in Troy? Cause Paracetamol"

"Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so."

"I was having trouble reverse parking... ...until I tried my back-up plan."