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Joke of the Day
"Don't touch my nutella with your banana."
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"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."
"I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong too. And said 'moment' after awkward. This is awkward."
"What do mentally retarded parents give their kids? Hand me Downs."
"I'm not sure I understand What The Hell you're talking about....But.....you're showing cleavage, so I will listen."
"Three nuns are sitting on a bench when a flasher revealed himself to them. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, and the third nun couldn't reach."
"twitter might remove the 140 character limit so i'm putting some 800 word tweets with character development & plot twists in my drafts"
"I'll bet Petr Pan lives in Nether Netherland."
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a French woman? Hockey players shower after three periods."
"Some girls look like they've barely broken a sweat after hot yoga while I look like a tomato that's been doused by a fire hose."