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Joke of the Day

"Why do people make fun of me because I've never grabbed a girl's boobs? I still don't get tit."

"My moral compass just spins."

"A Hardcore atheist, A dedicated vegan, and an avid cross-fiter walk into a bar. how can you tell which one is which? They tell you."

"What does a Polish guy do on the ice? He breaks in."

"What do you call a gay quadriplegic? A tomato. It's a vegetable that's a fruit!"

"How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican? Raymond"

"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!"

"What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car"

"Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane."

"Donald Trump will make America Great Again... ... he's already grating on me!"