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Joke of the Day

"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."

"I can't wait to listen to the new Kelly Rowland album... I believe it's called ""Milk, Milk"""

"Asked my girlfriend Shanon to tell me which fast food restaurant best describes my dick. She said Chick-fil-A, which was pretty clever, but the correct answer was Wendy's."

"I can't afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair."

"What does a guy who's self-conscious about his uncircumcised penis say to his barber? Just a little off the tip- I mean top."

"i'm trying to lose weight so i ordered a salad and i immediately got annoyed thinking about the salad i would have to eat."

"This is your Captain speaking AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"

"Told by a 5 year old boy live on local radio: Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall? .....So he could see her crack...."

"What do you call an angry pastry? A croissant"

"What do you call a butthurt white guy? A salty cracker."