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Joke of the Day

"Where is the best place to have anal sex? A cemetary, freaks a woman out a little bit, makes it that much tighter..."

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"How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match? Good jab."
"Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner."
"Why can't Jesus eat m&ms? they keep falling through. If you aren't offended. Swap out black Jesus and skittles. Happy Easter."
"What is Oedipus' favorite flavor? Umami."
"You're like that person playing Pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it."
"What sound does a cheating chicken? Cuck."
"Why don't astronauts take anything seriously? They don't grasp the gravity of the situation..."
"How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road? Turn toward your side!"
"Obama wants another chance"
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